My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

It's not being in the past, but accepting who we were and being who we are.

The illusion of perfection is an illusion anyway.

It's like trying to drink whisky from a bottle of wine.

Science is about finding ever better approximations rather than pretending you have already found ultimate truth. A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

Most of the well-known American feminists of the 19th century did not come out against the institution of marriage.

I've been out there 3 days and I got shot at 3 times, Felt like every bullet hit me when they flew out each 9. I'll be happy when I wake up and I have a free mind.

Let's be pastors who cast vision that are worth people giving their life for.

Because education is the backbone of a competitive workforce and successful economy, making it a priority is not uncommon.

I love cleaning. I love mopping the floor. If you need your floor mopped, I'm there.

The only way to create change in anyone's psychology or belief system is to show them the consequences of their actions - or inaction.