My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.

Most of our failures in understanding one another have less to do with what is heard than with what is intended and what is inferred.

Every word carries its own surprises and offers its own rewards to the reflective mind.

All evil and good is petty before Nature. Personally, we take comfort from this, that there is a universe to admire that cannot be twisted to villainy or good, but which simply is.

Some mommies and daddies find it hard to acceptKids who are different to the normal set.

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus.

I've been to Uganda and to North Korea and to Eritrea, countless horror spots around the world.

I haven't been faithful to my wife. Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was irresponsible.

I‘ve said it once and I will say it again, why can‘t everyone just speak English? The Americans give it a bit of a go — why can‘t other nations?

I don't think women's prisons are environments for dance routines, and I don't think mass murder is humorous.

By creating false environment of a war on drugs, and cruel and unusual punishment with these crimes, 50% of our U.S. population is in jail without having hurt anybody, mostly for drugs.

I've really been grappling with depression. It's all linked with my cocaine and ecstasy abuse.

You can be Hitler and go to confession and say forgive me, Father, I killed six million Jews, and the priest would just be like no problem. Say 10 Heil Marys. And Hitler goes to heaven.