My process for the parodies is that I get an idea for a song and then get approval from the artist and then go in and record it and probably try to get it out as soon as possible.

It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.

If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad... it's meant to be a tribute.

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.

Life will test you, hurt you, betray you, break you, swallow you, shatter you... but as long as it doesn't leave you, you still have a shot.

Do not look where you fell, but where you slipped.

Mystery creates wonder and wonder is the basis of man's desire to understand.

We all have horrible track records, ” he said. “It’s what leads up to the real thing. It’s what allows you to recognize it when it shows up.

The transformation of a nation is impossible without God’s grace

Many of the most profound discoveries were reported to have come through intuition rather than sequential analysis processed by linguistic understanding.

Most men are individuals no longer so far as their business, its activities, or its moralities are concerned. They are not units but fractions.

Trouble's made us kin.

Feelings change facts.

A guy may wear a suit and have a high-paying job and appear very mature, but essentially, he's a 14-year-old boy.