My professional life has been a constant record of disillusion.

No prison can hold me; no hand or leg irons or steel locks can shackle me. No ropes or chains can keep me from my freedom.

My Brain is the key that sets me free.

Never try to fool children, they expect nothing, and therefore see everything.

What the eyes sees, the ear hears, and the mind believes.

Never tell the auidience how good you are, they will soon find out for themselves.

Magic is the sole science not accepted by scientists, because they can't understand it.

Some say I do it this way, others say I do it that way, but I say I do it the other way.

Keep up your enthusiasm! There is nothing more contagious than exuberant enthusiasm.

The greatest escape I ever made was when I left Appleton, Wisconsin.

An old trick well done is far better than a new trick with no effect.

to live and leave indelible footprints, think of the rocks

It symbolizes a spear, and in this sorry world the symbol is the thing.

Some people are hard to forget, but some people are hard to remember.

See, the world is full of things more powerful than us. But if you know how to catch a ride, you can go places,

A tightly woven argument is more impermeable to the frigid winds of criticism.

An independent is a guy who wants to take the politics out of politics.

We do not need more knowledge, we need more character!

Joy is a big stress buster too. Measure your success by how much fun you're having.

To complicate things in new ways, that is really very easy; but to see things in new ways, that is difficult and that is why genius is so rare.

John Kerry has apologized for saying those who do not study hard and do their homework will get stuck in Iraq. Now, those that do not campaign well and are boring will end up stuck in the Senate.