My professional life in Hollywood has been filled with joy and laughter.

Some people thought we were presenting Archie as a false character. President Nixon thought we were making a fool out of a good man.

Vulgar and obscene, the papers run rumors daily about people in show business, tales of wicked ways and witless affairs.

It's the character that is the strongest that God gives the most challenges to. Take your struggles as a compliment.

The wages of pedantry is pain.

Millions of people thought Archie was a happy hero.

I hate pride, but if I were going to be proud of anything it would have to be something I'd done myself. Race pride is kind of stupid.

Nations have come under the control of haters and fools.

Get between your kid and drugs, any way you can, if you want to save the kid's life.

Both my brothers became physicians and I, of course, wandered into a business where the undisciplined are welcome.

Conventional show-biz savvy held that Americans hated to be the objects of satire.

The road to hell was paved with the bones of men who did not know when to quit fighting.

But I think it's undeniable that the Times is a liberal paper.

Close alliances with despots are never safe for free states.

Of all man's works of art, a cathedral is greatest. A vast and majestic tree is greater than that.

Can you see me? All of me? Probably not. No one ever really has.

Today they have proven once again that the mainstream media can't print enough bad news about our troops.

I think every script I read has something that sends me into a state of panic but that usually makes me want to do it.

Never abandon your dreams. Follow the signs.

Most of the southern hemisphere is unexplored. We had more exploration ships down there during Captain Cook's time than now. It's amazing.

The majority of mankind is lazyminded, incurious, absorbed in vanities, and tepid in emotion, and is therefore incapable of either much doubt or much faith.