My quest for cosmic understanding is a book I have picked up and put down many times, always forgetting to insert a bookmark.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

You hold within you a system of values and beliefs

To have more, you must genuinely thank more.

Count your blessings to fill your life with bliss.

Blogging, I love you no matter how out of fashion you are.

Love is an incredible thing but we don't know love like we should. Unconditional love we don't know it because if a person stops stimulating us, we stop loving them.

I often get too emotionally involved in my cases.

College football is LSU's Tiger Stadium at night.

I never said Well, I don't have this and I don't have that. I said, I don't have this yet, but I'm going to get it.

I don't surf the web very much.

Measure me while I live - after it will be too late.