My real last name is Galifianakisburg.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

Never fret for an only son, the idea of failure will never occur to him.

Such lovely warmth of thought and delicacy of colour are beyond all praise, and equally beyond all thanks!

I don't think most analysts understand that whether I work a 70-hour week or an 80-hour week, I take my head with me when I go home.

Physicists, being in no way different from the rest of the population, have short memories for what is inconvenient.

Action without planning is the cause of all failure. Action with planning is the cause of all success.

There are more stakes [in Mary and Jane], which is always good.

The best romance is inside marriage; the finest love stories come after the wedding, not before.

Life may be seen through many windows, none of them necessarily clear or opaque, less or more distorting than any of the others.

The moment the idea is admitted into society that property is not as sacred as the law of God, and that there is not a force of law and public justice to protect it, anarchy and tyranny commence.

Our minds are shaped by the books we read. Our characters, by the people we meet. Our spirits by the love we give.