My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

There are two atheisms of which one is a purification of the notion of God.

What is the PURPOSE of Life? These questions only come when you are not experiencing the beauty of LIFE right now!!!!!!

Your path is illuminated by a road-map of stars. I am here to guide you!

I'll do whatever it takes to get you back in my life.

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

Be a leader for the right reasons”.

You have to modernise you have to change - you can't just be traditional for the fun of being traditional.

By the time I got to Harvard, I feel like I knew who I was, and my job there was to throw as much against the wall as possible, to see what would stick.

Steeds, steeds, what steeds! Has the whirlwind a home in your manes?

I vote yes....for Prim.