My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez.

The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death...

Sometimes the way you respond to horrific, evil deeds is the measure of one's self as a man, as a nation, as people, as a community.

I'm absolutely gonna win it, because I'm ruthless. I sit at the poker table and my job is to destroy people.

...simple logic tells you that if somebody wants you dead you have one course of action: To get them deader sooner.

Just curious. Does the president of the United States have any advice for other teenage boys in America? Wounded warriors, for example . . .

It is okay to fall, but not okay to stay on the ground.

The whole world has gone back to something we are genetically engineered to do - communicating through symbols.

No matter what it is, if you get 10 people in the business talking about something, you get 10 different opinions, but you know, they're amazingly well informed.

Look, just go sit at the card table with the rest of the kids and let the adults run the country.

The lifeblood of my career has been independent film.

If you want a new look, get a new hair style.

There are, in truth, no specialties in medicine, since to know fully many of the most important diseases a man must be familiar with their manifestations in many organs.

The most certain sign of wisdom is cheerfulness.

At the end of the day, no matter how well you score, you've got to be able to stop people

I decline all noisy, wordy, confused, and personal controversies.

When Shakespeare was writing, he wasn't writing for stuff to lie on the page; it was supposed to get up and move around.

While we look to the dramatist to give romance to realism, we ask of the actor to give realism to romance.

Plus, 40% of our debt is owned by foreign interest. I can't support a plan that passes along cost burden to our children and makes us more reliant on foreign dollars.

The first Chapter Law is, "Don't spend much time on it. You're going to have to rewrite it."

Beliefs have the power to create and the power to destroy.