My secret to maintaining a youthful appearance? Immaturity.

If the mind fits, shrink it.

I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse.

Life is short unless agony is long.

If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?

There is a meaning of life but I've been sworn to secrecy.

Ultimate meaning is meaningless. Meaning meaning means everything else.

I learned to smile, avoiding happiness advice.

I've been coerced into free will.

I forgot what I was going to think.

An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay.

My love translated sounds like a dead language.

when you is precious to God, you is important to Satan. Watch your backside, somethin’ is gettin’ ready to happen

Many environmental battles are won by delaying a destructive project long enough to change the conversation - to allow new economic, political and social dynamics to emerge.

Let it be borne on the flag under which we rally in every exigency, that we have one country, one constitution, one destiny.

I do believe in ghosts. Freaky things will happen, and I'm like, 'The wind didn't do that! Some spirit did'.

I feel nervous because I revere [Zadie Smith] so much. I don't want to be stupid. If I say something stupid, just interrupt me.

I have to tell you, you can't have an ego when you're an actor. A lot of actors have them, but in reality most of those people are just sensitive artists dying for a hug and a compliment.

I need to be out earning. I can make more in two hours at a card show than I did [as a minor-league manager] all year.

I'm looking at a place on the coast, ... I was born next to the ocean and I'd like to live next to the ocean.