My sense of stand up comedy would be so esoteric.

I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

Humor is the most important thing in life. It trumps everything else and it's the only thing that helps me deal with everything else.

Oh, the weather outside is weather.

A lot of people say, "What's the worst part about being an actor?" And the worst part is that you're not a musician.

Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.

Nothing is ever cut-and-dried. There's anguish behind everything.

Theater is the most enriching and thrilling thing to do as an actor.

I'm not a comedian. I didn't study sketch comedy; my background isn't that.

We all have different sides of our personalities, so I'd love to play some more different parts too.

There's something great about the idea of working the land and living communally. That's healthy. That's good.

A city full of eight million people. It was all rather lonely sometimes.

The mark of an honest man... is that he means what he says and knows what he means.

I took Laura on a trip once where we followed the Immigrant Trail for about six hundred miles. She really learned a lesson. People forget too often how it was back then.

British and American women have very different styles and a different way of living.

There has been a change in heroes within the working-class community

I've been to Indonesia, but I've never been to Thailand. I hear the people are lovely, the food is delicious, and that the heat and humidity are lethal.

A library is a platform upon which we catch trains to Every Where and Any Place, Another Time and Across Space. All aboard!

I cannot afford to watch Fox News.

Art is all about doing what you shouldn't.

White lies always introduce others of a darker complexion.