My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me.

I think we ought to live happily ever after.

But I discovered that people like me -- they do, you know, if you like them -- and then it was all right.

Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs!

You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want.

What a strange family you are! Is your name Lettie too?

Nobody can buy a hat without gossiping.

I feel ill, " [Howl] announced. "I'm going to bed, where I may die.

Wizard Howl, " said Wizard Suliman. "I must apologize for trying to bite you so often. In the normal way, I wouldn't dream of setting teeth in a fellow countryman.

Tantrums are seldom about the thing they appear to be about.

Some people are thoroughly self-centred. This thing goes with me. I need it for moral support.

Hate is an automatic response to fear, for fear humiliates.

Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.

There is an ugliness in being paid for work one does not like.

It's a wonderful world when you have what you want at all times.

There is no substitute for learning to live in our bodies.

The true profession of a man is to find his way to himself.

Some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken by wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain't nothing fair. You know that.

The quickness and flexibility of a well mind, a belief or hope that things will eventually sort themselves out-these are the resources lost to a person when the brain is ill.

Half the people in the world have never made a phone call... half.