My shoe is off. My foot is cold. I have a bird I like to hold.

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love.

There's no limit to how much you'll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go.

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

When something bad happens you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let it destroy you, or you can let it strengthen you.

If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

You have to be odd to be number one.

Why fit in when you were born to stand out?

As for believing things, I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible.

There's always more to a story than a body can see from the fenceline.

The praise of free men is worth having, for it is the only praise which is free from either servility or condescension.

It was eerie. I saw myself in that machine. I never thought my work would come to this.

You never fail if you know in your heart that you did the best of which you are capable.

The traditions of the dead generations weigh like a nightmare upon the living.

My touring has never stopped; from the time I started doing stand-up, I've been on the road.

Let me tell you something: for the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country, because it feels like hope is finally making a comeback.

Beauty? To me it is a word without sense because I do not know where its meaning comes from nor where it leads to.

A reason that the past is so hated by the young is that there is no way to be entirely free of it.