My show is a sensory assault... in a very brief manner - the show is only 25 minutes long.

I believe in karma, and I believe if you put out positive vibes to everybody, that's all you're going to get back.

I went through awkward, chubby, total weirdo phases.

I do have a stylist who helps me shop, because I don't have time to shop.

When you're around me, you're going to get glitter on you.

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool.

I embrace the imperfections and celebrate them.

Every weird thing about you is beautiful and makes life interesting.

Go insane go insane, throw some glitter, make it rain...!

My favorite wild animal is a narwhal - the unicorn of the sea. It’s a whale with a tooth that sticks out of its head that’s almost two-thirds the length of its entire body.

You have to have a sense of humor about life to get through it.

There were no absolutes in fiction, no certain way to deliver what was needed. So it was no surprise most technical writers considered novel-writing a gateway to madness.

The organizational fit is the good balance of the fitting attitude and misfit thinking.

A censure would put an indelible scar on the president's place in history, .. Monica Lewinsky is not Watergate. Let he who has no sin in this chamber cast the first stone.

Kindness is no common virtue. It is a rare gift.

Clouds cannot cover secret places, nor denials conceal truth.

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

No hour brings good fortune to one man without bringing misfortune to another.

No matter where they put people, no matter how they try to promote people, there aren't too many people in the game today that are on my level on and off the court.

When you're singing you can hear the echo of people in the audience singing every single word with you, and that was that big dream that I had for myself. It's happening.

Why should I be honored? Don't I have enough attention, comfort and power already?