My sister gave me a big bucket of Cool Whip. Isn't that awesome? For two weeks I basically watched Emergency! and ate cool whip with a spoon.

I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.

I'm a good dad; I spend a lot of time with my kids.

PlayStation 3 is another form of meditation. Come on, when you're on set, all day? That's what I do in my trailer, I just play PlayStation 3.

I love 'Shattered Glass.' It's one of my favorite movies. I think it's just brilliant.

I just planted the family vegetables yesterday. You name it, I grow it.

You still really fight for good parts. It never stops. It's never a breeze. The people at the top of their game work as hard as the people at the bottom.

You have to make something good. Just because all the hot actors show up and the money is there and the explosives are ready, it doesn't matter.

The werewolf film is a strange thing.

Most people laugh at situations rather than a tagline anyway.

I've done flowers and kicked myself. Flowers are so lame.

Absurdity is the ecstasy of intellectualism.

It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs

I'm not really a Jew just Jew-ish not the whole hog.

I think life is far too short to concentrate on your past. I rather look into the future.

Pretty Woman was the easiest job I've ever done. I just wore the right toupee.

I think the worst professional advice I received was this kind of unspoken message of "sit back and wait your turn," or "sit back and wait and let other people do things."

When I get to the end of my life, I want to be able to look back and know that my being here made things better - Daphne

I would like to talk about my Mama, for a bit.

The more competition, the better. I hope to get snubbed again this year.

A word is nothing unless it has values and an atmosphere, unless you grasp its historical significance.