My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

I don't like it when I outweigh my men.

The choices you make create your future.

Some would say that they are terrorists. Others would say that they are freedom fighters. It depends on which side of the flames you are on...

I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.

A great deal of phenomenal experience has fostered in me a flexibility of the mind and imagination that some might call madness

I learned how difficult it is to self-publish a book. It's complex, it's confusing, it's idiosyncratic.

Dwelling is not primarily inhabiting but taking care of and creating that space within which something comes into its own and flourishes.

At the heart of all that civilization has meant and developed is 'community' - the mutually cooperative and voluntary venture of man to assume a semblance of responsibility for his brother.

I extremely believe in luck, and I discovered more hard work, your luck as much

O,speak to me no more;these words like daggers enter my ears.(a fancy way of saying SHUT UP!)" — William Shakespeare "hamlet