My sister's asthmatic. In the middle of an asthma attack she got an obscene phone call. The guy said, "Did I call you or did you call me?"

You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see okay?

Hope is the seed of happiness.

My faith is stong enough to endure, kind enough to feel, big enough to accommodate.

10% of authors earn 75% of the royalties. If you’re writing a Romance novel, your odds will be slightly higher at making back your investment. Throw in a few vampires, even better.

A path is scattered with billions money and I'm walking towards the path, I don't know what is right and what is wrong, I know only one thing and that is to achieve my goal.

Prayers will never reach God unless they are founded on free mercy.

I can't remember when I wasn't an animal rights activist.

There is a push and a pull almost like an isometric stretch. Our literal flexibility and our physical, psychological and spiritual practices are more important now than ever to balance the boat.

When I was at Porto my team also played in the UEFA Cup final against a Scottish side - but it was Celtic. I've never seen such emotional people. It was unbelievable!

The old man always said we should attend to the things we have some hope of understanding, and eternity isn't one of them. Well, this world isn't one either.

Sharing with Jupiter is never a dishonor.