My sister started to smell trouble when on the second day of her honeymoon the groom started asking for separate checks.

A decorator can make lots of money - assuming she wins the lottery.

He's always been known to be entrepenurious.

Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.

I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.

My husband lost a lot of weight on a new diet and I resent it. It's simple he just doesn't eat when I'm talking.

They say the Japanese don't experience menopause or hot flashes. If that's the case why are they the number-one fan-producing country in the world?

I don't give my weight. I weigh a hundred and plenty.

When she told her doctor that she always wanted to keep her weight exactly the same as her IQ he gave her a lecture on anorexia.

My husband yells comments like "How long till you're ready? Throw out a date."

He says he's not broke but he is trying to sell his kidney and corneas.

My role in society, or any artist's or poet's role, is to try and express what we all feel. Not to tell people how to feel. Not as a preacher, not as a leader, but as a reflection of us all.

I'm in this whole flow of doing certain art pieces without commerce.

That's not to say that I'm a well-informed Catholic. I'm still in idiot.

Intimacy, as I am using it, is sharing my reality with you.

When one loves God better than the Church is one called a heretic?

When a woman is very, very bad, she is awful, but when a man is correspondingly good, he is weird.

The flute is not an instrument that has a good moral effect - it is too exciting.

A child is an adult temporarily enduring conditions which exclude the possibility of happiness.

I'm a bit of a thrill-seeker. I used to race mountain bikes when I was a kid. I did the national circuit for two years.

Ambition, the soldier's virtue, rather makes choice of loss, than gain which darkens him.