My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

Better guilt than the terrible burden of freedom and responsibility.

I know I will always be attracted to the unknown as it does often verify what I am or what else I could be.

If my home is indeed a sanctuary, I want to treat everything I bring into it as sacred.

The more defects a man may have, the older he is, the less lovable, the more resounding his success.

He Who Marches Out Of Step Hears Another Drum

It strikes me as somewhat odd that the people who use God's name most frequently, both in life and in literature, usually don't believe in him.

I just bought a great gift for my boss - a leaky ant farm.

Take bread away from me, if you wish, take air away, but do not take from me your laughter.

I watch every 'Real Housewives' franchise there is.