My slogan is I'm the least qualified guy for the job, but I'd probably do the best job.

I don't hurt or want for visibility, but people seem to forget pretty easily.

I try to make fun of myself and let people know that I�m a human being, and these things that have happened to me are real. I�m not just some cartoon who exists and suddenly doesn�t exist.

15 concubines ain't nothin' to sneeze at.

You can involve yourself in electronics, computers, puzzles... there's a lot of creativity and brain working. There's a lot to model trains that people don't realize.

George W. Bush bought the election - period. End of story. There is no argument. You can try to come up with any argument you can, but there is none.

Politics is never about the people. It's about money. And wars. And how many heads you can step on and bodies you can step over. And I'm just not that kind of person.

I know the difference between true love and the love of my fans.

I have four strikes against me. I'm black, I'm short, I'm intelligent, and I have a medical condition.

I never got the opportunity to be romantic or feel romantic with anyone.

I have lifestyle requirements. Photos, meetings, lunches, dinners, facial care, tooth care. It requires an exorbitant amount of money.

Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming

Gods are what people worship. Men are what die.

Our knowledge is the amassed thought and experience of innumerable minds.

Playing a violin is, after all, only scraping a cat's entrails with horsehair.

When knowledge becomes formulated into a science, then it does take on a life of it's own, often alien to the human spirit that conceived it.

Architecture aims at Eternity

Perhaps the little Negro girl was holding a concealed razor blade. Maybe she was one of the troublemakers out for a fresh white scalp.

Better to sleep in an uncomfortable bed free, than sleep in a comfortable bed unfree.

I take all of my life lessons, which some people might call 'mistakes,' and apply them to my future so that I keep growing.

...you must play for the little fellow in the last row of the balcony who only has fifty cents to pay for a ticket.