My social life is much better, since I stopped spending it with other people.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

An angel who makes you cry is better than a devil who makes you smile.

O Lord, renew my mind,

The story I am going to tell has more than one beginning and without an end.

If you truly love yourself then you will take 100% full responsibility for your thoughts and actions.

Sick, twisted Abby was in love with the sick, twisted, beautiful Jake.

Wouldn't you want to be indicted by the govenment for a high crime? It's a great thrill. It's an honor. It's a compliment. It's fun. I'm enjoying every minute of it!

Love did not overcome everything. Love did not always endure. All you had could be taken away, love could be the last thing you had, and then love could be taken too.

To declaim freedom verses seems like a poem within a poem; freedom requires guns, it requires arms, but no feet.

Mike Topp is a disablingly funny writer--a miniaturist of nervous precisions, our supreme abridger of metropolitan startlement and inner fidgetry. He dazes and graces us.

My grandfather was not a musician but he was an artist - a painter, a decorative painter.