My son Hannibal will be a great general, because of all my soldiers he best knows how to obey.

I am at war with the living, I have come to terms with the dead.

If a woman does not want she actually wants, if she wants she certainly wants it!

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.

doctor to stout patient: You've been swallowing your food again.

For some must watch while some must sleep thus runs the world away.

For truly it is to be noted, that children's plays are not sports, and should be deemed as their most serious actions.

I don't worry much but I'm starting to worry a little.

There are nice, funny, totally good-looking guys out there. You just have to know where to look…and apparently, where NOT to look.

What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Perfect love may cast our fear, but fear is remarkably potent in casting out love.

Remember how many beautiful women there were in the 1950s and 1960s, without any surgery? And now, thanks to degeneration, we have this.