My son doesn't know how flawed I am, how flawed we are. He still likes us so much, and that's so incredible to be around.

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

As we speed along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be, I can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'.

I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.

Follow your instincts and do not let other people's opinion of you become your opinion of yourself.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

The place that the shepherds found was not an academy or an abstract republic, it was not a place of myths allegorised or dissected or explained or explained away. It was a place of dreams come true.

We don't experience our professional and personal lives as separate worlds

Lovers are weapons, but love is a wound.

You see? Age is no barrier to destiny.

Fighting is an expression. It's a form of speech, and that's why they call it martial arts. It's an art.

I feel like a voodoo doll. It's grim. It's gross.

The chief drawback with men is that they are too talkative.

Which reminded me...I still owed the gods a debt. "You're a genius," I (Percy) told Annabeth.

Surrealism is destructive, but it destroys only what it considers to be shackles limiting our vision.

Just because we are women doesn't mean the only roles we can play are that of the finger-shaking girlfriend.