My son's always showing me pictures of dinosaurs and asking me what their names are. I dont know so I make stuff up: That son is a thesaurus.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.

From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.

This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it's all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

There's something I believe wholeheartedly: Cynicism is the true refuge of the pseudo-intellectual, .. Cynicism is easy. Joy is an extremely advanced spiritual and intellectual tenet.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

The humanitarian is a treasure hunter seeking gems of remedy and appreciation.

Violence is formed by the scarcity of nature, and will stay with us as long as we live in scarcity.

I am married but I've yet to meet my wife, and she is dead. Such is the life of a time-traveler... complicated, that is.

The chickens have come home to roast.

There seems to be no unexpressed self in animals, as if they are as fully themselves in flesh as possible, with no lag of consciousness to fill up, while we keep trying to grow into something else.

In old time we had treen chalices and golden priests, but now we have treen priests and golden chalices.

Everyone gets dumped and everyone gets hurt and there's karma to love in regards to what you've done to other people.

If you can't make a mistake, you can't make anything.

As I looked out into the night sky, across all those infinite stars, it made me realize how insignificant they are.

There's nothing like a little bit of unemployment to kick the stuffing out of you when things are going well.