My son, the Holy Church is on the right, but Jesus Christ was always on the left.

There is no light without shadow, just as there is no happiness without pain.

Aphrodite is about lust and gluttony - the only two sins worth committing, in my opinion.

You are the storyteller of your own life, and you can create your own legend, or not.

For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.

I can promise you that women working together - linked, informed and educated - can bring peace and prosperity to this forsaken planet.

It is a wonderful truth that things we want most in life-a sense of purpose, happiness and hope-are most easily attained by giving them to others.

Fear is inevitable, I have to accept that, but I cannot allow it to paralyze me.

There is no death, daughter. People die only when we forget them,' my mother explained shortly before she left me. 'If you can remember me, I will be with you always.

We all have an unsuspected reserve of strength inside that emerges when life puts us to the test.

Heart is what drives us and determines our fate.

I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

Without climbing the mountain of hardship, one may not know the joy of hope.

I'm a drinker with a writing problem.

We do not live in an economy, we live in a Ponzi scheme.

It is sometimes a point of as much cleverness to know to make good use of advice from others as to be able give good advice to oneself.

Don't say 'No,' say 'Gilbert,' ladies and gentlemen.

There can be no equal justice where the kind of trial a man gets depends on the amount of money he has.

Specifically, I would suggest that the effective organization is garrulous, clumsy, superstitious, hypocritical, monstrous, octopoid, wandering, and grouchy.

Loving, hating, having expectations: all these are attachments. Attachment prevents the growth of one's true being.

You can't have bravery without fear...