My songs are like my children - I expect them to support me when I'm old.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

Many of the most powerful things in life are not tangible. All it takes is for you to close your eyes to see.

No book worth its salt is meant to put you to sleep, it's meant to make you jump out of your bed in your underwear and run and beat the author's brains out.

He [Bill Clinton] lost his license. He had to pay an $850,000 fine.

The equatorial line is, in fact, the centre of atmospheric motion.

I have ever hated all nations, professions, and communities, and all my love is toward individuals.

A perfect peace is not possible; it doesn't exist.

I've never known a situation in my career where a terrible script turned into a movie that was out of this world or was a success.

I quite enjoy science fiction.

I have friends who have daughters and there's times I think I'm glad I have boys instead of girls.

I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!