My sophomore year I spent exactly one day on the JV football team. It was the tryout day.

I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation.

One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that.

I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office parties and cookies.

Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.

Homemade sweaters are always itchy.

Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.

I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things.

It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.

Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.

One could say, that #‎ Masons were raised right.

those who do not know how to see the precious things in life will never be happy.

The most important thing in life is wisdom and not money

Petals don't ask Where to landThey just fall With grace.

If boys say something that's not funny, you don't have to laugh.

Everyone goes through their winters and springs, and their summers and autumns.

When it comes right down to it, someone else may be signing your paycheck but you are the person who fills in the amount.

Persons famous in the arts partake of the immortality of princes, and are upon a footing with them.

In the sky, there is no distinction of east and west; people create disticntions out of their own minds and then believe them to be true.

It isn't the people you fire who make your life miserable, it's the people you don't.

I have found the one whom my soul loves.