My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

You can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.

It takes a long time to wake up. That's why it doesn't happen to people who are in a hurry.

Detoxify your thought and be free

The more ships have grown in size and consequence, the more their place in our imagination has shrunk.

No one - apart from my agent, perhaps - should leave one of my shows in tears.

The reason Victorian society was so restricted and repressed was that it was impossible to move without knocking something over.

Sin is too big to be handled alone.

Though I'm a congresswoman by title, a politician I've never been.

Long John I think went off the air in about '79 or something, so there was a hiatus. That's why I think Art Bell thought there was a spot to be filled. He was doing exactly the same thing.

An unrestricted satisfaction of every need presents itself as the most enticing method of conducting one's life, but it means putting enjoyment before caution, and soon brings its own punishment.

If I could predict the trends, they would already be there.