My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.

I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

It doesn't matter if the water is cold or warm if you're going to have to wade through it anyway.

You too could strive, thrive, and become as great or even greater than the people that you admire.

In Technology We Trust. Need to put that on the new hundred-dollar bill.

Wood may remain ten years in the water but it will never become a crocodile.

Adam gave names to all cattle and to the fowl of the air and to every beast of the field.

The world wants us to be who we truly are, not who we think others want us to be.

Live a life of conspicuous grace and courageous resolve.

I can preach until your deaf and dumb, I'm in that soul saving army beating on that big bass drum.

With Westerns you have the landscape is important, and it's empty, and only you populate it. When you populate it, you can tell any kind story that Shakespeare told, you can tell in a Western.

My constant prayer for myself is to be used in service for the greater good.