My specialty is detached malevolence.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

He sprang from the grass roots of the country clubs of America.

I can be President of the United States, or I can control Alice. I cannot possibly do both.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

A child fish asks mother fish, 'Mother, why cannot we live on the Earth?' Mother fish replied, 'Dear… it is not the place for fish, it is the place for selfish

Girls should be strong together. Strong like steel, merry like the tinkling of chimes dancing in the wind.

It's amazing to hear, as a voice matures and then starts to decline, what kind of emotion is still conveyed by a really good vocalist.

Performances are so defined by their venues - it'd be nice for the music to dictate more of the reaction.

I've always been pretty athletic.

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.

My own interest in basic aspects of electron transfer between metal complexes became active only after I came to the University of Chicago in 1946.

It's always useful to be in big movies for one's career.

Only God can provide us with an eternal perspective and speak to us with absolute and final authority.

You get to go and play with the big boys, it's a very privileged thing for us to do. So I'm sure we have more ideas than what I actually have time for.