My style is neither casual nor academic, it's somewhere in between. For me, that's the best way to be succinct and informative but still (I hope) at least a bit entertaining.

Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times.

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.

it's always good to know that you have been the best even though deep inside you know you will never be better than that.

A word does not frighten the man who, in acting, feels no fear.

First they didn't believe in evolution. Then they didn't believe in global warming. Now the debt ceiling. What I call 'the moron trifecta.'

When I die I want to go to Vogue.

Hillary Clinton, all talk. Unfortunately when there is action it's always the wrong decision.

There's this man who lives in the sky, and he has ten things he doesn't want you to do, and you'll burn for a long time if you do them. But he loves you.

The Americans are just more enthusiastic and more likely to engage in hyperbole.

I've got very strong hands from playing for many years.