My success? Being born the son of Moses Annenberg.

I didn't want to be greedy. It's a mark of bad character and I always believed that pigs go the slaughterhouse.

Don't worry about it. Babe Ruth struck out on occasion, too.

The test of character is having the ability to meet challenges.

Too much work, too much vacation, too much of any one thing is unsound.

It is unsound for an independent editor to be a financial contributor to any cause which would cause any type of special pleading.

It is not easy to find something that will intrigue and bind your interest and enthusiasm. This you must seek for yourself.

Accomplish something every day of your life.

I cannot compromise or inhibit my independence.

The greatest power is not money power, but political power.

Live rich, die poor; never make the mistake of doing it the other way 'round.

The human race is a scummy thing, and so is Earth, and so are you.

When we our betters see bearing our woes, We scarcely think our miseries our foes.

The Communist regime didn't consider this to be a shining moment in history and assigned no heroism to it. They classified it as merely an accident.

George of the Jungle is a cartoon. He's a guy who swings around on a vine all day. Are you not buying that?

It's never that hard for me to imagine what it must feel like to be someone else, whether it's an American teenage girl or a Japanese octogenarian man

See that any time you feel pained or defeated, it is only because you insist on clinging to what doesn't work. Dare to let go and you won't lose a thing except for a punishing idea.

I always market research my books before I hand them in by showing them to five or six close friends who I trust to be honest with me, so they are very heavily re-written already.

Are you struggling with sin? You don’t need more will power. You need more of Jesus.

The women of the United States are nothing but brood sows, having sons to be put into the army and made into fertilizer.

You can get better, or you can get all gooey, and crotchety, old, pathetic, icky, gross. Not me. Not into it.