My teacher has a reading problem. He can't read my writing

If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark.

Wall Street is a place where the day begins with good buys.

I told my broker that as long as he doesn't tell me where my money should go, I won't tell him where he should go.

Now I'm in real trouble. First my laundry called and said they lost my shirt and then my broker said the same thing.

My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine's Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside Made in Taiwan!

Where there is no integrity, there is no unity.

You are the most powerful tool in your life. Use your energy, your thoughts and your magick wisely!

Don't go through life

All I asked for was equality and independence. A rotating chairmanship might have been the answer.

Death reveals that the world is not as it should be but that it stands in need of redemption. Christ alone is the conquering of death.

Loneliness is a prerequisite for freedom. Freedom depends on the ability to reflect, and reflection can only begin when one is alone.

[It is easier] to quell emotion than to incur the consequences of venting it.

Simple determinism, whether of the genetic or environmental kind, is a depressing prospect for those with a fondness for free will.

I haven't been in tennis for that long, but what I can say is that we have a lot of young guys at the top who are willing to do a lot of good things for tennis in general.

The people who shape our lives and our cultures have the ability to communicate a vision or a quest or a joy or a mission.