My teaching - of what is perceived to be a complex and foreign sounding religious philosophy - has become the target for people's prejudice and religious intolerance.

I'm an observer of life. I like to watch people, and I like to watch cactus. I like to talk to mountains and communicate with my friends in the other spheres and dimensions.

The best things in life are free. Sunsets and sunrises are free. Air is free. Love is free. Death is free. The best things in life are free.

Learn to be happy in any and all circumstances, whether you're experiencing pleasure or pain, whether there's loss or gain, whether the world loves you or hates you. Learn to be happy.

The Winter Solstice is the time of ending and beginning, a powerful time -- a time to contemplate your immortality. A time to forgive, to be forgiven, and to make a fresh start. A time to awaken.

The heart chakra is the central chakra.

Long before the advent of what scientists and scholars consider to be the beginning of human civilization, there was an age undreamed of ... the age of Atlantis.

As the kundalini rises, the knowledge and powers of those dimensions will begin to come to you.

Atlantis was destroyed by the greed of its inhabitants.

We live in an age that's repeating itself endlessly. We're getting closer again to the techno-chic world we saw in Atlantis that occurs in countless planes. It's indigenous to enlightenment.

The members of the Mystery school, during the time of Atlantis, had psychically seen the subsequent ages of darkness.

It doesn't matter who you are. Everyone's fear is equal.

My favourite thing in the world is going out to get Chinese food, then coming home and renting a movie.

We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added.

Nature wants us to enjoy life to the full and die without giving it a second thought; Christianity wants the opposite.

There's so much I should say, so many things I should tell him, but in the end I tell him nothing. I cut a line and my losses, and I light a cigarette.

God made me a singer, and I just sang.

Thief, thief, thief! Baggins! We hates it, we hates it, we hates it forever!

At the Sharper Image store, I saw a body fat analyzer. Didn't that used to be called a mirror?

You know that one auntie, you don't wanna be rude, ...But every holiday, nobody eatin' her food.

So there are different examples of fairy tales, and sometimes I believe in them and sometimes I don't.