My theory: if the malls don't open until ten what's the point of being up earlier than that?

Earthquakes just happen. Tornadoes just happen. Your tongue does not just happen to fall into some other girl's mouth!

Men. One minute they have their tongues down your throat and the next they're forbidding you from meeting your own father and criticizing your fashion choices.

Jax Cassidy is a brilliant new voice in contemporary fiction. Full of heat, seduction, and romance, her winning characters are sure to capture your heart and find a place on your keeper shelf.

Okay, if there's one thing you don't ever say to a woman on the edge it's that she's hormonal.

All men should be required to have their marital status tattooed on their foreheads.

I'll go, " he said."And that's safer because?""I'm a guy.""Right, and having a pair of dingle balls makes you invincible how?

That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!

I took a deep breath. "I'm sorry I lied, I like your Star Wars sheets, you're not that bad of a driver, and I swear on my Very Cherry lip gloss that I will never lie to you again.

Caw! Caw, Hartley, caw!"Chase narrowed his eyes again."Sam?"I nodded. Then crossed to the window again and called down to Sam. "You can quit squawking. He caught me.

Earthquakes just happen. Tornadoes just happen. Your tongue does not just happen to fall into some other girls mouth!

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.

Racism isn’t born, folks. It’s taught. I have a 2-year-old son. Know what he hates? Naps. End of list.

I never thought I wouldnt succeed. Not because I thought I was good-looking - I just thought I would make it.

He who puts off nothing till tomorrow has done a great deal.

You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?

There are as many types of non-dualities as there are dualities.

Do not call up any that you can not put down.

The debt of gratitude we owe our mother and father goes forward, not backward. What we owe our parents is the bill presented to us by our children.

I'm just a very creative and outgoing person and I love being around people and being around music. It just gives me energy.

For some players, luck itself is an art