My theory is that comedy comes from little people.

I'm not a wilting flower. I'm honest, so I pick a lot of fights. I've burned a lot of bridges.

If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work.

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.

My cancer continues to make for all kind of hilarity.

Comedy is actually very macho driven.

I guess chemistry is just another word for love.

I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.

I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really.

When I found out I had cancer, I just said one thing: 'I want to hold on to life' and that changed everything for me.

This world is filled with five billion people with five billion different ways of looking at things.

He sunk his head down, looking like a defeated giant out of some fairy tale.

Perhaps it is easy for men to start a conversation by admiring women. Many times they may not mean it, but still they say it. Women may not believe it, but still they like to believe it.

I practice self-love, give love, and surround myself with people who bring out the best in me.

The way my life's structured, I don't stay in a place for more than a couple months.

Sometimes you just can't walk away from films you're offered, like the Dylan Thomas thing.

At seventeen I'm waiting for my life to actually begin. I'm afraid I'll wake up tomorrow eighty years old and I WILL STILL BE WAITING.

It is better to support schools than jails.

Choose your companions before you choose your road.

The great thing about the electronic music scene is that everybody can be part of it either by dancing, DJing, or organizing a party.

There is no lighter burden, nor more agreeable, than a pen.