My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."

My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.

So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!

So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world.

Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear.

You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.

I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

Be confident because the odds are in your favor.' He clears his throat, like talking this much hurts him. 'Not because you're a special snowflake.

I have loved to the point of madness that which is called madness that which to me is the only sensible way to love.

Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.

Perfection is a disease of a nation.

I didn't really have a major role in how it was described. I wanted it to be a collection of essays where each storyline could be contained.

As many suffer from too much as too little.

No one gives Cameron Diaz a hard time for not speaking Spanish.

Whenever you are engaged in work that serves humanity and is for the building of humanity, it has dignity and it has worth.

I feel like a young man of 15.

Many people think spirituality has nothing to do with success or accomplishing - that it's something you do with removal, with leaving the world.