My time is far too valuable for me to spend any of it trying to improve myself.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

In the South, it is different, they have a audience that is literate.

Some time all kinds of letters will be published to the ineffable delight of endless readers.

Settling other people's land is an American tradition.

A world where everything was easy would be a nursery for babies, but not at all a fit place for men.

I hope that your committee will not permit doubt as to constitutionality, however reasonable, to block the suggested legislation

Every music journalist I've ever met has been stunningly beautiful.

I owe the discovery of Uqbar to the conjunction of a mirror and an encyclopedia.

And here it will end, one way or the other," she whispered again

The price of civilization is instinctual renunciation.

Seek the tarnish and you shall find