My turner Mah'Lor is with me forever as well. At least his head is.

You don't get to be the president of anything if you have bad manners.

If we adopted Jack, " I quip, "we'd have to give him combat pay for an allowance

Consider this a one-thousand horsepower divorce, sweetheart

How come they get to be gray-haired and still in love with each other, while Lilly tears out what's left of my heart and dumps it into her Jill-The-Ripper shredder?

Since I can't turn into a bat and fly, I'll still need my bus pass

I floor the gas pedal. The Sonoramic Commando V-8 growls like an angry tiger and leapfrogs us ahead of the traffic.

Centuries of perfectly-pitched heartbreak resound through Les' microphone as Stella and I embrace in a slow dance.

If you let fear dictate your decisions, you will live defensively, reactively, cautiously. Living by faith is playing offense with your life.

It’s as predictable as the tide and the moon. It ebbs and flows. Death comes and it goes.

I've tried to live my life right, just like a story.

Storm clouds of terror and dictatorship are gathering over the whole country... They must not be allowed to bring eternal night.

I love animals because all they really want from you is love. Too bad that's even too much to ask for from some people.

I can't live my life happily knowing you're with someone else. That would kill a part of me. What we have is rare. it's too beautiful to just throw it away.

Force is the antithesis of freedom, but force must be used, if only to defend against other force.

I knew a phoenix in my youth, so let them have their day.

Even though I'm a realist, I try to let the medium show and allow it a certain degree of freedom.