My ultimate goal will be my being told in a Penthouse letter that I can frame.

The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.

Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.

The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

The only real person you need to know is you.

Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.

He (Marilyn Manson) has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original.

I was one thing at one time, and I'm something new. I'm a new creature now. Don't judge Alice by what he used to be. Praise God for what I am now.

The best things in life don't make sense

Well sure, who doesn't need a boyfriend? but realistically, those exotic creatures are hard to come by. At least a quality one.

We are all full of discourses that we only half understand and half mean.

The cloaked figure leaned over and I turned my head just as I heard the crack of bones.

Many pastors have been reduced to secular "mentors" and "coaches" in exchange for authentic disciplers of men.

I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.

The history of Christianity, therefore, must be of concern to all who are interested in the record of man and particularly to all who seek to understand the contemporary human scene.

Golf is social. It brings a lot of people together.

So the well educated man can learn to sing and dance well.

What the heck would the establishment know about conservatism?

I've trained myself to illuminate the things in my personality that are likable and to hide and protect the things that are less likeable.