My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.

I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.

I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the blood. It’s a shame.

And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps

I think the most important thing about music is the sense of escape.

Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.

The video of 'Paranoid Android' has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs.

I grew up under Thatcher. I grew up believing that I was fundamentally powerless. Then gradually over the years it occurred to me that this was actually a very convenient myth for the state.

It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.

The more you try to erase me The more, the more The more that I appear

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.

There will always be haters. And the more you grow the more they hate

All suffering is the consequence of a constant quest.

He felt like a brother of mine, but not at all like my actual brother. He seemed like someone I'd always know even if I never saw him again.

In a long and healthy life, which is what most of us have, there is plenty of time.

Fear: the best way out is through.

All that is best in the great poets of all countries is not what is national in them, but what is universal.

There's an actual physiological thing that happens to me on tour. There's that moment where I sit in my seat and click the seatbelt, and five seconds later I fall asleep.

I am ashamed to tell you to how many figures I carried these calculations [of Pi], having no other business at the time

The habitually punctual make all their mistakes right on time.

I also derive a great deal of pleasure from horses and dogs... the ocean... and love.