My uniform [in Star Wars] was cool. Not much else I can think of at the moment. You know, you don't know the enormity of these kinds of films until well after you're done.

A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.

Find people who share your values, and you'll conquer the world together.

But from what I can see all around me today, that America is fading fast, if it's not already gone.

When I go to the garage to pick up my clubs, I clean the spider webs off.

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.

Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius. Corfu? It's just a poor man's Pensacola.

Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it.

After all, at end of the day, when you're breathing your last, it's not your producer, director, or cast mates by your bedside; it's your children. Keep that in mind.

I have been raising money for the past 14 years for diabetes research.

There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing for no good reason. I tell them that it would be funnier if there weren't these swear words.

But things are so bad, I feel like I’m going to explode if I don’t do something.

I always knew that I wanted to work on my own material - something that would be more long-lasting than short-lived electronic transmissions.

Worship that is in some way divorced from mission is counterfeit worship

I'm pure at heart. It repels the dirt.

You know, most people called rap stupid when it started, and it was one of the most innovative music forms of its time.

I didn't want to be known as Madonna's playboy, her boy toy.

Don't you meddle with me, and I won't meddle with you.

I am physically allergic to flip-flops

Without that freedom to sin there is also no freedom to love.

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.