My vampire boss, who would like to maybe be my boyfriend, just dropped in to tell me he was running away because Morganville’s too dangerous.

What was your name again?" "Still Eve." "No, I'm sure it's something else. That doesn't seem right.

It's not your enemies who are likeliest to hurt you. It is, always, those you trust.

You'd be surprised what people will do for money that they wouldn't do for love. Myrnin.

I think so,” she [Claire] said. “Just watch your back, okay?” “Nah, Michael’s got mine.” He [Shane] looked straight into her eyes. “I’ve got yours.

Promise me, Amelie, that you’ll crucify me with silver before you allow me to fall in love.” “I hardly think there’s any chance of that,” Amelie said. "I doubt you have the capacity.

Myrnin to Claire: "If anyone comes to bite you while I'm gone - well, try not to attract attention. Die quietly.

I'm worried he's going to ... do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy.

Morely: You're trying to make me [i]Amelie[/i] Oliver: Goodness, no. You'd look terrible in a skirt

See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!" "Bite me, Collins! No bacon for you, either!

Shane talking to Claire - "In this whole screwed up town, you're the only thing that's always been right to me," He whispered. "I love you, Claire

This is the real power of joy, to make us certain that, beneath all grief, the most fundamental of realities is joy itself.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.

Materialism ends up denying the existence of any irreducible subjective qualitative states of sentience or awareness.

Hyun Joong hyung listens to music so loud that the neighbors are telling us to move out.

Where misunderstanding serves others as an advantage, one is helpless to make oneself understood.

What's up, gangstas? It's the M-I-Double-Tizzle.

Afraid? I can dodge folly without backing into fear.

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