My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.

Never, ever stop believing in magic, no matter how old you get. Because if you keep looking long enough and don't give up, sooner or later you're going to find Mary Poppins.

Like there's actually a need for Greenland. You can get ice at 7-Eleven.

The only thing I know about Moses is him coming down from the mountain with the commandments and saying 'The good news is I got him down to 10. The bad news is adultery is still in.

A first kiss after five months means more than a first kiss after five minutes.

. . . it's not just the people we love, but the people we let love us back who show us how high we can really soar.

Falling hard for somebody makes you do things you never thought you'd do before. Like pulling off an A in History or finally facing the truth about yourself

Just because you discover that you may like somebody after all, it doesn't necessarily mean there's any attraction.

Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that's crashing.

Romance is a universally unspoken language understood by all living organism on this planet except heterosexual men.

Ale: Are you manipulating me again? T.C.: Try not to fall for it. I dare you.

I'm really very self-confident when it comes to my work. When I take on a project, I believe in it 100%. I really put my soul into it. I'd die for it. That's how I am.

I know of witches who whistle at different pitches, calling things that don't have names.

A tool is but the extension of a man's hand and a machine is but a complex tool. He that invents a machine augments the power of a man and the well being of mankind.

You are that which you are seeking.

If I had been a bricklayer Id still have been a journeyman.

I didn't really like doing commercials. You had to behave like you were on angel dust or something.

Consistency is a contraceptive; it prevents the birth of new things!

Often while traveling with a camera we arrive just as the sun slips over the horizon of a moment, too late to expose film, only time enough to expose our hearts.

Enemies carry a report in form different from the original.

I consider myself very much a team player.