My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Love from the heart shows itself in meekness and not in tumultuous drumbeats.

You've got to have, like, a lentil for a soul to hate wiener dogs.

This book had two authors, and they were both the same person.

I reckon there's as much human nature in some folks as there is in others if not more.

A horse to one who loves him is a cure for many ills.

The storm starts, when the drops start dropping. When the drops stop dropping then the storm starts stopping.

Greenhouse gas pollution, through its contribution to global climate change, presents a significant threat to Americans health and to the environment upon which our economy and security depends.

My mother also had us take piano lessons, and this had a similar effect. I hated those lessons, but I now play regularly for pleasure and have even tried my hand at composing.

Organized labor still has privileges and legal immunities that even kings and governments lost years ago.