My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

The last thing I heard before falling asleep was, "Everything is okay now."No matter how much I wanted to believe Stellan, I knew he was terribly wrong.

It's much easier to talk about following Jesus when you are making general statements rather than specific commitments.

Wherever I go, I am Italian. The way I talk, the way I eat, the way femininity is important to me. The way I love Italian food.

The emptiness where I used pain to fill the hole no longer controls me, no longer calls me because of you.

I have read that, on the average, the Japanese are getting taller, but at the moment they seem to be about the same height as American junior-high-school students, only with fewer guns.

Only lie about the future.

If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award.

I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Keep salaries low and equity high. Keep the organization as flat as you can.

I do not think about absent persons as often or with such intense longing as I think of places. They lie one below the other in my mind.