My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings

I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.

They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.

I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.

I went to an audition the other day, they were casting 13 people to be clouds, 14 people showed up, it was overcast.

I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes

A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.

Only through the conversion of time can territories be conquered.

The objection to conforming to usages that have become dead to you is that it scatters your force. It loses your time and blurs the impression of your character.

Not every good thing in life will remain forever

I always look forward to the next project. That is one of the wonderful things about architecture - you always can hope for another project to design.

When millions applaud you seriously ask yourself what harm you have done; and when they disapprove you, what good.

Somewhere, at some point, somehow, somebody decided that death equals credibility.

The suburban landscape is alien and strange and exotic. I photograph it out of longing and desire. My photographs are also about repression and internal angst.

I have always come to life after coming to books.

You go in thinking you have to do this all by yourself, and what I learned was no, when you hire great people, they do so much for you.

I haven't even thought about a world record. I just want to go out there and have fun. I think when you focus too much on the numbers, you don't see anything that's out there.