My whole life is a practical joke. Every evening and every show has really become about entertaining me. I was always like that. And now I've come full circle because that's what the TV show is too.

I think the solution to making this world better is if we would just be healthy, mentally.

You release these things, and if they fly then you have more.

I've decided to get into shape, and the shape I've selected is a triangle.

If we take care of our mental health like our dental health; we'll be ok.

I've been chased. I've been pushed. I've been screamed at. I've been verbally abused. I've been afraid for my safety. But I did it all in the name of entertainment.

There's no skill. You can be a rock and move into another tax bracket.

People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world.

After being on the road so much I want to spend more time with my family, who I hear are wonderful people.

Everything runs its course. We had told a lot of stories that happened in our life. My kid was getting older, and we were running out of stories to tell.

If I'm a game show host, will someone buy a ticket to see me do standup? If I'm a game show host, will I get an offer to do a dramatic role in a movie?

He’d managed to take hold of her being, her poise and twisted it that it’d mutilated so bad. Even she had forgotten how it had felt to be sane.

The art of love ... is largely the art of persistence.

I love dancing, but I'm not that good of a singer. I sang in punk rock bands in high school and college and stuff, but that mostly involved lots of screaming.

Nobody believes in me more than me.

My soul is not a palace of the past.

I suppose it is out of laziness that the world is the same day after day. Today it seemed to want to change. And then anything, anything could happen.

Something else that makes me angry is that I got too old to prostitute myself. I wasn't going to anyway but it was there, it was my Z plan.

I justified it in so many ways. I had a very, very long and difficult struggle with my sexuality.

Dreams are unrealistic, impractical, demanding - and absolutely essential to living a rich and fulfilling life.

The trouble with our Liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.