My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce murder yes but divorce never.

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

No matter how often I tell people I'm thirty-nine some of them refuse to believe I'm that old.

A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.

A relationship is a process. If you have nothing to learn - you have a slave to teach. 's why schools are effective.

Yes, I travel in unusual circles. George Osborne and his wife Frances are my cousins.

Israel is our strongest, most reliable ally in the Middle East. Of course, we're their most reliable ally, too.

If we cannot envision the world we would like to live in, we cannot work towards its creation. If we cannot place ourselves in it in our imagination, we will not believe it is possible.

I wouldn't say that holidays are manufactured by corporations, but they're certainly exploited and mined by them.

Communism is the basis of all sociality and it's the basis of cooperation.

The worst mistake is to have the best ladder and the wrong wall.

In Hollywood - in Hollywood, you're as good as your last picture.

The whole message of the piece was that possessions are transient. You don't know if you are going to be able to have time with somebody, so you better be careful.

Don't miss your life.