My wife and I always enjoy going for a jog.

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

If you don't know what to do, just be kind. You can't go wrong.

Nothing is more futile than looking for meaning in things that have none.

It is not sufficient to see and to know the beauty of a work. We must feel and be affected by it.

In prosperity God is heard, and that is a blessing; but in adversity God is seen, and that is a greater blessing.

Since I became chairman, I've tried to turn EFF into civil liberties and responsibilities.

I'm not cocky. But I'm very confident.

Hardware works best when it matters the least.

A painter paints to unload himself of feelings and visions.

All women scientists should marry, rear children, cook, and clean in order to achieve fulfillment, to be a complete woman.

Only thought which does violence to itself is hard enough to shatter myth.